A Hollywood Goodfella’s Final Role

A Hollywood Goodfella’s Final Role

The essence of a magician’s craft is making illusions appear possible, materially tangible.

The same could be said regarding the essential craft of acting which, for all intents and purposes, exists as yet another form of magic.

If the actor, through the means of palpable transcendence, can suitably and successfully stimulate an audience’s imagination, causing them to collectively suspend their sense of disbelief, allowing for the collective conception of the impossible as possible, he has successfully mastered the esoteric rudiments of his craft.

It could be said the career of Hollywood legend Ray Liotta, perhaps best known for his role in the gangland extravaganza Goodfellas, was a prime example of one who had mastered the craft of acting.

Unknown to the public, however, before his “death” on May 26th at age 67, Ray Liotta starred in one last production, a role which helped most of the American public to imagine an inconceivable idea as tragic possibility.

Further investigation into the recent “event” alleged to have occurred on May 24th, in the rural town of Uvalde, Texas, has exposed Ray Liotta as a perpetrator of Post-Modern Reality Simulation.

Deeper investigation has also uncovered that a local television reporter from ABC affiliate WFAA, an actress formerly employed by Disney – Andriana de Alba – posed as “Eva Mireles”, one of a pair of Robb Elementary teachers the MSM alleges to have been slain, and that one of the other alleged child “victims” – ten-year-old “Amerie Jo Garza” – appears to be a complete fabrication with no existing birth or death records.

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