Joan of Snark is Still Alive & Unfunny

During an appearance on the Tonight Show in 1975, comedienne Joan Rivers was asked by host Johnny Carson if she thought men preferred brains or beauty as deciding attributes in their chosen marital partners. In her customarily irritating, sandpaper textured quack of a voice, Rivers quipped in reply, “Well, I’ll tell you Johnny, whenever a man sticks their hand up my dress, I know he’s not looking for a library card.”

Rivers’ notorious reputation as a lewd, abrasive, and foul-mouthed stand-up comic well preceded her, garnering glowing accolades from what were perceived as the highest pillars of authority, with New York Times television critic Jack Gould once declaring that Rivers was “quite possibly the most intuitively funny woman alive.” As to why anyone with a functioning frontal cortex would consider CIA-controlled NYT as America’s ultimate arbiter of taste is an enduring mystery. Nevertheless, by the time of her mid-1970’s appearance on Carson’s show, the frenzied comic’s career was already in the midst of a painfully incremental if not pathetic nosedive towards the entertainment business’s bargain basement of obscurity.

By 1990, her feminist-oriented diatribes and bruising man-hating monologues had been rendered passe. In essence, Rivers’ career as a bankable headlining comedienne was over. With a slew of dust collecting books lost and buried in the pulp pile and now forgotten roles in off-Broadway plays which became box office busts looming behind her like junk littered land fill, Rivers was finally relegated to hawking cheap trinkets on cable television’s QVC network. However, it is interesting to note that Rivers’ humiliating declivity happened to chronologically synchronize with the professional career resurrection of a former magazine model/movie actress hailing from a well-established Hollywood family who, up to that point, had starred in a seemingly never-ending series of cinematic commercial flops. Turns out, “Joan Rivers” was a professional pseudonym for this particular Hollywood/television actress who starred in both leading and supporting roles in such prime-time television hits as Murphy Brown and Boston Legal. Not only did this actress, the hidden face behind the public persona of Joan of Snark, maneuver from Hollywood’s big screen to television but she also has an intimate connection to the “late” Supreme Court Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

FUNNY FEMINIST

Soon after her ‘death’ in 2014, Time Magazine posthumously hailed Joan Rivers as a ‘feminist icon’. Given that Time was co-founded by Henry Luce, an agent of British intelligence and that the magazine was instrumental in executing CIA’s Operation Mockingbird which resulted in the agency’s full and complete control of the American mainstream media, it is possible to deduce that, from the beginning of her career, Rivers and her outrageous comedy act was purposely planted, effectively positioned to be used as an intelligence controlled instrument capable of distributing sociological propaganda messaging to influence the public’s perceptions, and even behaviors. Though the promotion of feminism has traditionally covered itself with an egalitarian fig leaf, that has merely acted as a subversive disguise to rather thinly cloak its genuine objective of seducing a housebound female population demographic out into the workplace so that the US corporate government could then significantly increase its federal tax base. After all, the feminist (Marxist) movement was a CIA operation. One of the movements best-known figures – Gloria Steinem (aka Ann Margaret/Janis Joplin/Amy Goodman) – was a CIA asset.

SEE: MSM’s ‘Climate’ Propaganda up in Flame

SEE also: https://uscpublicdiplomacy.org/blog/feminist-was-spy

Not only was feminist Steinem a media-generated character scheme working for CIA, apparently too, was our Ms. Joan of Snark.

But wait – it gets worse.

Wikipedia admits that Rivers was caught perpetrating certain fabrications concerning her personal biography, fabrications which were reported, printed as gospel by the Washington Post – yet another CIA Mockingbird media organ. Publishing lies about Rivers was the least of WP’s sins. Washington Post was also responsible for leaking the bogus Pentagon Papers, an operation covertly and cooperatively executed by CIA, Ford Foundation, one of the agency’s longtime financial conduits, and Rand Corporation along with Rand’s former employee, Daniel Ellsberg.

SEE: https://ronaldthomaswest.com/2016/08/05/pentagon-papers-cia-and-the-lies-of-daniel-ellsberg

CIA handed the faked Pentagon Papers over to WP to draw the public’s attention away from the agency’s expansive narcotics trafficking activities in Southeast Asia and away from the agency’s responsibility for and control over America’s Vietnam War policies. Deborah Davis’s book, Katharine the Great, which explores and exposes the far-reaching extent of CIA’s Operation Mockingbird and the agency’s use of the Washington Post as nothing more than a propaganda mouthpiece, quotes a CIA agent who had regular meetings with the Post’s Phillip Graham as having said that journalists were cheaper to buy than call girls and prostitutes.

SEE: https://nickbryantnyc.com/blog/f/the-washington-post-and-the-cia-a-love-story-1

“Rivers repeatedly said, and it was reported by The Washington Post,” Wikipedia reports, “that she graduated summa cum laude and was a member of Phi Beta Kappa; however, biographers James Spada and Leslie Bennetts found that these were fabrications, as with other assertions that she shared a lesbian kiss in a play with Barbara Streisand (they did both appear in a play called Driftwood but were never on stage at the same time).”

New York City’s Barnard College, the institution of higher learning Rivers was alleged to have graduated from, is affiliated with Columbia University, where CIA is documented as having conducted mind control experiments on unwitting students with the help and cooperation of both tenured professors and faculty.

SEE: https://archive.org/details/cia-readingroom-document-cia-rdp88-01315r000200170007-1/mode/1up

Over the decades, CIA has funded numerous and various intelligence related programs at Columbia University. In other words, Columbia has always been an infested snake nest crawling with fork tongued spooks.

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/1980/4/26/cia-funded-programs-at-columbia-pnew/

We also shouldn’t forget that Columbia University was responsible for helping to create the American political phenomenon known as “Barack Obama”, yet another media-generated character scheme portrayed by one of Rivers’ colleagues in the professional entertainment business, Jerry Seinfeld (aka Osama bin Laden), who also became known as a famous stand-up/television comic. Though during his presidential campaign, the MSM trumpeted Obama’s academic accomplishments as a budding legal scholar while at Columbia, alas, as the article at the link posted below points out, there has never been any tangible documented evidence produced to even suggest the former U.S. president ever matriculated there or, for that matter, ever stepped foot on Columbia’s campus.

SEE: https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2013/01/10/john-brennan-the-cia-zibgnew-brezinski-columbia-university-and-obama/

Furthermore, the building of the campus for Rivers’ alleged alma mater, Columbia-affiliated Barnard College, was financed by Elizabeth Millbank Anderson, a wealthy philanthropist who was also the largest donor to Clifford Rees’s National Committee for Mental Hygiene. The term ‘Mental Hygiene’ is just another euphemism for eugenics (population reduction).

SEE: https://www.cchrint.org/2025/09/12/involuntary-commitment-americas-eugenics-past-repackaged-as-mental-health-care/

One guesses this is why the daring, oh so brave ‘feminist icon’ Joan of Snark never dared to put any jokes about CIA into her act.

ENDOSCOPY MEANT THE END

‘Official’ MSM sources report that Rivers died at the age of 81. Apply the law of occult mirrored reversal to that number and you get 18, 3 6’s or 666. MSM sources claim that on August 28, 2014, during a routine endoscopy medical procedure, Rivers suffered a cardiac arrest and that, though the presiding physicians were able to resuscitate her, she died one week later. Add the one week (seven days) to the date of the comedienne’s memorial service (seventh day of September) and the year of Rivers’ death (2014/2+1+4=7), and you’ve got Alistair Crowley’s Kabbalistic joker intelligence code, 3 7’s or 777. Rivers’ ‘death’ was tantamount to a staged psych melodrama, a grand performance of occult alchemy; the fantastical idea (777) transformed into material reality (666) with the public’s unquestioning belief in the mythical story serving as the magical ingredient to successfully perform the media sorcerer’s trick.

The New York City Medical Examiner’s office which was alleged to have performed Rivers’ autopsy announced that the ‘official’ cause of death was brain damage due to lack of oxygen. Given that Rivers ‘died’ on the 4th of September and her body had already been cremated in time for her memorial service three days later, this sounds like complete and utter twaddle. Autopsies are typically performed within twenty-four to forty-eight hours after pronouncement of death, preliminary results from which are obtained and can be released in two to four days while full results can take up to as much as six weeks of preparation.

Though the MSM also claims that an undisclosed, but substantial multi-million-dollar settlement was reached resulting from a medical malpractice lawsuit, it is more likely that Rivers’ faked death scenario represented a Hollywood styled insurance scam. A documentary filmed just before Rivers’ death made no secret that the comedienne could not get bookings anywhere and therefore it seems probable, she planned to use the money from the ill-gotten settlement to maintain her lavish lifestyle while living under another assumed identity. As observed in other faked death scenarios involving Hollywood celebrities – David Bowie, River Phoenix, Heath Ledger, Paul Walker, SEE: Duncan the Death Hoax Director – Rivers’ body was cremated, with the cremation process having taken place at Garden State Crematorium in North Bergen, New Jersey.

Bergen, you say?

Well, turns out, that was a huge clue as to the identity of the hidden Hollywood actress and former magazine cover model behind the portrayal of “Joan Rivers”. Further research into the surname of Bergen led to the discovery that the Bergen family can be traced back to the early 17th century, when both the Bergen and Hoagland families were tied in marriage – Dirck Jansen Hoagland to Annetie Bergen – in New Amsterdam (New York City) which established a lineage spreading to both New Jersey and to Pennsylvania. Wouldn’t you know it – not only did the Hollywood actress hidden behind the modified face of “Joan Rivers” attend the University of Pennsylvania, but she also attended acting classes at HB Studios in New York’s Greenwich Village at around the same period of time during the mid-1960’s when Joan Rivers was performing in Greenwich Village night clubs developing her comedy act.

Coincidence? Not a chance.

JOAN RIVERS=CANDICE BERGEN

Ear biometric analysis confirms that the respective sets of ears featured in the following succession of images are structurally identical while facial recognition and image comparison analysis confirm that the respective brows, nasolabial folds, lips, jawlines, hairlines, noses, and chins are also structurally identical. Alignments of the respective sets of teeth are also a perfect match.

Below in succession: Joan Rivers, Candice Bergen

RIVERS AKA BERGEN=RUTH BADER GINSBURG

Ear biometric, facial recognition, and image comparison analysis confirm that Joan Rivers aka Candice Bergen, the daughter of legendary comedian/ventriloquist Edgar Bergen, best-known for her starring role in the hit 1990’s television series Murphy Brown and for co-starring in Boston Legal with William Shatner and James Spader, was modified into associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Ocular comparison alone will confirm that the identical structures of the respective upper lips appearing in the following sets of images are most conspicuous.

Below in succession: Candice Bergen, Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Below: Joan Rivers, Ruth Bader Ginsburg